Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”
Your grandma is an inspiration to us all.
OH YOU LITTLE FUCKER
(via whelmedcookiemonster1)
Matchbox Twenty-How Far We’ve Come (click here if the song doens’t play for any reason)
I did it. big thing.I did it and I am so so so prouudddddd uvu
guys, there’s a small warning..I think I went a bit masochistic on this one, so don’t blame me for all of my
worst possible scenarios; well one at least.hope you’ll like it!:33
the end.
*everyone who is not in Percy Jackson fandom and had to scroll down all the way through your dashboard because of this I am sorry*
(via whelmedcookiemonster1)
i want a ring that acts as a mini-watch and i can check the time on my finger instead of my wrist
the future is now
(via thosesneakybitches)
i’m crying
one day I will stop reblogging this. Today is not that day
(via yj-lover)
I TWEETED ABOUT MY REICHENBACH FEELS AND I GET THIS AS A REPLY
SO I GO TO THEIR WEBSITE AND
THAT’S NOT ALL
THEY KNOW WE CANNOT BE SATISFIED BUYING EACH PRODUCT INDIVIDUALLY SO THEY PUT IT ALL IN ONE BIG PACK FOR THE SAME PRICE AS ALL THE INDIVIDUAL PACKS
I HAVE FOUND THE PROMISED LAND
LAST TIME I SAW THIS, IT HAD 5 NOTES
YOU’RE WELCOME, EVERYONE

OMGF THIS IS PERFECT
my mind cant even comprehend this level of perfect
(via callmeoutis)
OKAY SO ALMOST 2 MONTHS AGO OUR ENGLISH TEACHER FORCED US TO ENTER A POETRY CONTEST AND I WAS ABOUT TO ENTER A POEM WHEN IT TRIED TO FORCE ME TO GIVE IT A TITLE SO IN A FIT OF RAGE I WROTE A NEW POEM COMPLAINING ABOUT THE TITLE REQUIREMENT
AND TODAY I WENT TO CHECK MY EMAIL AND I??????
YOU ARE LITERALLY PUBLISHING AN INSULT TO YOUR OWN RULES BUT OKAY I GUESS IF GETTING TALKED DOWN TO TURNS YOU ON SOMEHOW AND I GET PUBLISHED I’VE GOT NO COMPLAINTS HERE?
(via yj-lover)
excuse me
Is this where I sign into the fandom?
HA, I see you have a ship!
I have one too!
They’re very non-canon and…
shi-
fuckiinasghjdklk
IM
I cant
#I READ THIS IN HER MAN VOICE
All right, Tumblr. I admit it.
You win this round.
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