thedoctorspatronus:

okaysional:

Slide to the left

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Take it back now y’all

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Cha cha real smooth

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Right foot lets stomp, left foot lets stomp

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FREEZE!

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Everybody clap your hands

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How low can you go? Can you go down low?

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All the way to the floor?

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… oh

this was funny until it wasn’t

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high-blogging:

purgatorydean:

purgatorydean:

purgatorydean:

wow my mouth is sore from all that blowing

up balloons

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i blew up like, 12 and a half balloons to make this post why aren’t you all reblogging it

you deserve every single note there is

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peachvenom:

periods help you learn how to get blood off of things which is probably why you hear more stories of men caught with murder

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teenmomlalonde:

teenmomlalonde:

teenmomlalonde:

some people are great artists, some people are good at math, but i can hang 6 spoons on my face at once

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did you think i was fucking joking

this took a lot of effort it’d better get some fucking notes

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where-is-my-tennant:

lupinatic:

hndwrttn:

sourcedumal:

Doctor? It’s Martha and I’m bringing you back to earth. 

AND HIS ASS CAME BACK ON THE DOUBLE TOO

HIS OWN FUCKIN WIFE HAD TO CARVE INTO A DAMN MOUNTAIN TO GET HIS ATTENTION

MARTHA FUCKIN JONES MADE ONE PHONE CALL

CUZ MARTHA FUCKIN JONES AIN’T THE ONE TO FUCK WITH

Rory & Amy had to deface a field with their car.

Donna had to go on solo mystery adventures to maybe run into him.

And Jack had to set up an alarm system designed around the Doctor’s detached hand.

Even Winston Churchill can’t just ring up the TARDIS any old day, he gets forwarded to River.

Martha HBIC Jones is the only person who’s got a direct line to the Doctor.

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You go Martha

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thats-what-im-tolkien-about:

lumos5000:

They’ve seen the whole of Time and Space…and some tumblr tags.

is no one going to talk about what Jack’s searching and his expression

Jack knows what’s up

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phoenix-aflame:

deadm4nwalking:

the-frostiest-of-butts:

I just can’t

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how bad the puns on this site are getting

get out.

That is the best pun EVER

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onedirectioncutefacts:

onedirectioncutefacts:

a bunch of girls commented their numbers on harry’s instagram pics and i am gonna be that asshole that texts them pretending its harry

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i fcking love myself

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burningupasun:

kaynibbler16:

Eleven, I love and adore you, but I swear that if you awkwardly cock-block Ten and Rose during the 50th I will strangle you with your bow-tie until regenerate an episode early.

(x)

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